Homie Rollerz
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I can't stress enough how little fun there is to be had here. This isn't one of those mediocre games that does a few things right. This game doesn't look or feel finished. It's like a demo and a poor demo at that.

There's a ridiculous story that's as derivative as everything else in this game. On the "Wizard Circuit," characters compete to have their greatest wish granted. That's a concept shamelessly ripped from the vastly superior Twisted Metal series of games. If there were any justice, the Homies would be locked in a junkyard with Sweet Tooth for about a half hour.

So, which unbelievably offensive Latin stereotype will you attempt to race with today?

There is multiplayer action as up to seven people can play join in the "racing" action. But if you invite seven of your friends to play this clunker, you're going to be short seven friends in a matter of minutes. Asking friends to play this game with you is like asking them to go bungee jumping without a rope. That might be less damaging to your psyche in the long run.

Avoid this game the way most people have avoided any inkling that the Homies even exist.



Highs
After finishing this review, I will never have to play this uninspired, offensive game ever again.

Lows
Bad level design; bad controls; bad graphics; senseless story. Pretty much the whole game. Games this bad should really be illegal.

Final Verdict
Not even the most devoted Homies fans should spend their hard-earned money on this. The $29.99 price tag buys what, a couple thousand of these figs out of a vending machine?

20%

Apr 1, 2008

Review by Brian Allen.

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